The Rules of the PO

A gentle slap on the wrist for Missy, who broke both rules one AND two of the Paternal Optimist yesterday evening by referring to the BW by his real name in a comment (and no, don't bother looking now - I've already changed it). Busty blonde, Missy, 35 (real name Hilda Higginbotham), a familiar face in the livelier late-night spots of Bognor Regis, is not the first to blunder in this fashion, but she is the first to do so for some time. The PO trusts it will not happen again.

In the meantime, for anyone in any doubt about the 8 rules of the PO, here is a quick recap :

1. You do not use real names when addressing the PO.
2. You DO NOT use real names when addressing the PO.
3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, you're on the wrong site. You should probably be here.
4. Only one PO and one BW on this site.
5. One post at a time.
6. No thongs, no flip-flops.
7. Posts will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first visit to the PO, you HAVE to leave a comment.

And remember, children : the Paternal Optimist is always right.

Comments

[BW]

Hi! Rodney is no more-he was looking paticularly depressed and we thought it was better for him to end his life peacefully so Mother Superior took him to the vet to be put to sleep. After school we drove to Wakerley Woods to bury him next to an old beech tree. We've planted 4 cyclamen over the top so that we can tell where he lies (Mother Superior chose cyclamen because they grow well in shade and more extreme conditions). That's pretty much all I have to say for now-I just wanted you to know the recent updates.

BW

[Surfer Dude]

Missy was both delighted and appalled to be described as a busty blonde ... that's women for you ... may they ever vex us with their delightful complexity ...