Mrs MOP would like it to be known that she did not attend the Footlights show with Young Mr H and the Boy Wonder last Friday. Moreover, she has a first-class alibi - she was "partying the night away at a friend's 50th in Kensington Place" - which Mr MOP, apparently, is more than ready to corroborate.
The PO therefore deduces that it was the Mother Superior who chortled at the Niceties proposed by those people from The Other Place.
As to the traffic-directing, Babycham-chugging, quad-biking high jinks indulged in by Young Ms H and her sidekick Orange following the inauguration (sic) of the vicar, the PO prefers to draw a discreet veil over them.
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